jehnt
wtf. just, really. 
11th-Aug-2008 02:47 am
Here is a quote from a really old interview with John Mayer that I randomly stumbled across and thought was funny:

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left – just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’"

JESUS ON A POLAR BEAR. WTF.

I never found John Mayer even the least bit compelling before right now, but that "Jesus on a polar bear" thing is pretty hilarious. Mayer's still fug though. He's like the ugly bastard love child of Orlando Bloom, James Franco, and Antonio Banderas. I don't even know. Last year one of my suitemates was really into him but I just find him (and his music) repulsive.
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11th-Aug-2008 10:42 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA... I love it.
11th-Aug-2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
DO YOU WATCH BONES? OMG!
12th-Aug-2008 09:17 am (UTC)
I DO! I LOVE IT!

(apparently I only have the ONE Bones icon *pouts about icon limits*)
11th-Aug-2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
Well, I like some of his music, so I won't go there - but he is a total douche and I agree about the fugly.

I mean, it looks like as a baby, he might have been cute, and then someone knowing he was going to make it big was like "maybe a few blows to the face with a shovel will help!"

It didn't change his popularity, but I sure don't think he's easy to look at.
12th-Aug-2008 04:26 am (UTC)
It's weird because if I squint and tilt my head to the side... I can sort of see how he might be attractive. And then it all just GOES AWAY somehow.

But the music thing... I don't even have anything to SAY to that. Nothing I say will be even remotely nice. But I'm a pretentious indie-loving music snob, so yeah.
12th-Aug-2008 04:37 am (UTC)
I'm the antithesis of indie snobs.

Hell, I can use Leif Garrett and Blondie to show the eventual development of post-rock/metal awesomeness like Mogwai and Pelican, or even modern indie pop/rock like Stars, the Magnetic Fields, and even Sulfjan.

I'm an eerily informed music afficianado >_>

P.S. If you really want total awesome, hunt down a copy of The Field Mice's Triple, "Where'd You Learn To Kiss That Way?" - some of the best indie ambient pop I've ever had the pleasure of falling asleep to!
12th-Aug-2008 05:53 am (UTC)
haha, I just like a lot of batshit random music and so call myself a pretentious indiesnob because I like a lot of the same music that they do? Even though I don't know much about music in general (OR SO I THINK, THOUGH APPARENTLY I KNOW MORE OBSCURE SHIT THAN MOST, AND ALSO CAN TALK ABOUT OPERA AT LENGTH). But I also have very, uh, rigid taste in music and it definitely excludes wimpyass shit like John Mayer. And probably ambient pop, idk, is that like Panda Bear? I hated that album last year. I had a professor who went on and on about it but I got halfway through and in the middle of "Bros" I was like FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M GOING BACK TO BATTLES AND LIGHTNING BOLT AND OTHER LOUD SHIT. FUCK EVEN RIHANNA WAS FUCKING BETTER THAN PANDA BEAR. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I BET PANDAS ARE FUCKING ASHAMED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT SHIT. oh god I'm just ranty today.
12th-Aug-2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
> AND ALSO CAN TALK ABOUT OPERA AT LENGTH

THIS IS MADE OF WIN.

> rigid taste in music and it definitely excludes wimpyass shit like John Mayer. And probably ambient pop, idk, is that like Panda Bear?

No, but it's probably too wimpy for your taste! But you'd probably like Mogwai and Pelican.... oh and MASTODON. Man the Sleeping Giant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqnDzkCCmxc) video is creepy but awesome.

11th-Aug-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
but I just find him (and his music) repulsive.

You know what I'm going to say next, right?

I don't get the Jesus bit though - unless that's who HE thinks about, in which case ... oooookay.
12th-Aug-2008 04:28 am (UTC)
You know what I'm going to say next, right?

i don't actually, the thought of people liking him is too horrible to contemplate
12th-Aug-2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
*starts humming split screen sadness* *but quietly*
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