Dr. Chase from
House and Dr. Brenner from
E.R. are like the same dude. I think Chase is kind of hotter, but this may just be because Dr. Morris is my
E.R. crush and so everyone else on that show kind of fades in comparison. But anyway, I'm afraid Chase and Brenner are giving me unrealistic expectations when it comes to the likelihood of encountering hot blond Australian doctors in American hospitals. Because according to the teevee? They're just EVERYWHERE.
Also like the same dude?
David Strathairn and
Tom Amandes. Seriously, I can't tell them apart. I'm like, "oh, it's that hot old guy from
Everwood and
The Spiderwick Chronicles" whenever I see one of them, and then I remember they're actually two different people. They should just merge into one being, obviously.
Also also, Blair from
Gossip Girl and, um, the girl on
Friday Night Lights who looks like her. SAME PERSON. They eeeeeven have the same sort of romantic entanglements.
I actually want a lot of people to live in my closet. A friend once told me if everyone I wanted to live in my closet actually did live in my closet? I'd have a really crowded closet.