I am not even IN bandom. How did this happen?

Title: IN WHICH RYAN ROSS SOMETIMES DOES NOT WEAR PAJAMAS
Fandom: Panic at the Disco, Ryan Ross
Rating: nothing graphic, slightly gay
A/N: This is all scoradh's fault. Genesis here. I'd say I hate her for it, but we know that's not true.

Ryan Ross liked whales and also pajamas. He had pajamas with whales on them, even, which were a frequent object of derision on the tour bus. But Ryan knew that everyone secretly loved his pajamas (even if he was very careful to never wear them when people armed with cameras were onboard). Brendon especially loved Ryan's whale pajamas. Ryan knew this because he found a whole file of cameraphone pictures of Ryan sleeping in them on Brendon's computer, which Ryan thought was a little gay. Also a little gay? The way Brendon would strip Ryan out of his onesie whale pajamas so they could have gay sex, gaily, in Brendon's bunk with the curtain pulled shut.