jeeeeehhhhhnnnnnnnttttttttt! I am high fiving you from across the country.

Go Team Unicorns!

*high fives back*



I HAVE MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM!

(What is the deal with Barack and unicorns? Apparently you can even buy oil paintings on the ebays of naked Barack riding unicorns, in the ocean. WTF.)

SHARE.

I was going to post a picture in your comments the other day of Naked Barack riding a unicorn, but I am too tasteful for that. (Ah, who am I kidding, I was just to lazy to work out the html tags.)

this one?



or is it a different one? because in that case...



APPARENTLY BARACK IS GOING TO BE ON MY TEEVEE IMMINENTLY. *excited*

YESSSSS

OMG I WANT TO THROW A CELEBRATION PARTY THIS WEEKEND NOW

WE SHOULD. MANY CELEBRATIONS. WITH UNICORNS AND CANDY. AND THE JAMES BOND MOVIE, ISN'T THAT OUT IN THEATERS?

FUCK YES, LET'S DO IT. THIS CAN ONLY BE CELEBRATED WITH BADASSERY.

OH DAMN, JAMES BOND MOVIE IS OUT ON THE FOURTEENTH, NOT FOURTH. *what i get for not paying attention to posters*

STILL, WE COULD DVD CASINO ROYALE OR DIE HARD OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE DEMOCRACY NEEDS TO BE CELEBRATED WITH GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS. LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY, ORIGINAL VERSION.

YES LET'S DO IT. I WILL PLAN RED, WHITE, AND BLUE DRINKS SO THAT WE CAN CELEBRATE AMERICA KICKING SOME ASS WHILE WE WATCH STUFF EXPLODE.

AWESOME! SHALL WE INVITE OTHERS? HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE COLORFUL DRINKS? SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES/CUPCAKES?

WE SHOULD, IT SHOULD BE EPIC. THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD HAVE IT. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE COLORFUL DRINKS!!! AND YES, THERE SHOULD BE BAKED GOODS! I ACTUALLY MADE ELECTION DAY CAKE TONIGHT WITH MY MOM AHAHAHA.

MY APARTMENT? IT IS EASY TO FIND, IF PROBABLY A BIT FAR FROM YOU. I CANNOT REALLY SEAT SO MANY PEOPLE CURRENTLY THOUGH BECAUSE I, UH, DON'T REALLY HAVE MANY CHAIRS. BUT IF WE'RE PLANNING THIS IN ADVANCE, I COULD OBTAIN SOME, FOR THE CAUSE.

I DO NOT MIND DRIVING. IT IS WORTH IT! WE MUST SPREAD THE NEWS.