This SPN Halloween episode made me scared to do anything for Halloween, even to eat candy. Because if I do, I will DIE. This is what the teevee teaches me, anyhow, and you all know it's always right.

lol, super-cynical view of the first part of SPN: damn, that guy should have just listened to his wife.

Also, the shot of him reaching down the back of his throat = priceless awesome.

Is it absurd that I found the shot of Dean's hands on the laptop's touchpad really hot? Failed joke alert: He could something mumble my touchpad anytime, blah blah, this would work a lot better if it was a mouse scroll wheel because we all know what THOSE are like. (Bonus: Later in the episode, Sam's long fingers are near a mouse with a scroll wheel! Not on it, goddammit, but NEAR. It was CLOSE. Come on, show, you can do it! NEXT WEEK, I'M WATCHING FOR THIS.)

Oh, fuck, why can't we pronounce "Samhain," show? I am going to fanwank and decide this is because Dean and Sam never received proper schooling. OR SOMETHING. Because otherwise it's just painful to believe that NO ONE associated with the show was like, "dude, that's not how you say this word." Unless they have SOOPER-SEKRIT LEARNINGS which indicate their way is IN FACT the correct way to say it, which I would need REAL LINKS to believe. No, your hastily-edited wikipedia article does not count.

Also, Dean is so creepy sitting watching children play all by himself. I bet all the moms/dads at the park think he's some kind of pedophile. But dude, I bet it's, like, the high point of his day. Because Dean's FAVORITE THINGS ON EARTH (other than Sam and Pie and Metallicar) are CHILDREN, and so he sits there on the bench thinking "I SAVED ALL THESE CHILDRENS, YAY ME," and his heart fills with joy, except then he cries Manly Tears of Angst and Early-Mid-Life-Crisis that he does not have any children of his own, not even Creepy Metalhead Kid from Yoga Mom, and he squints into the sun and pretends Really Hard that it's just his eyes watering because the sun is so bright. WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS, DEAN, AND THEY AREN'T FOOLING US.

Also, fie on that kid for egging metallicar. Though I did like Dean's mega frowny-face in that scene.

ALSO SAM. He looks good in suits. And his hair wasn't totally bad for this entire episode... only for about half. Also I like it when he gets badass and gains a little swagger to his walk. He did it in "Simon Said" as well and LOTS in BUaBS when he turned evil, and I am now watching for it ALL THE TIME.

AND ANGELS. Castiel remains hot. New dude, whose name sounds like urea or urethra or something that doesn't make me think of angels, is badass, and also will hit Sam in the face. Also I like how they clearly have different angel personalities. And how Castiel doubts. And I so totally want Alanis Morisette god from Dogma to show up at some point. Because, um, AWESOME.

And some people are saying Sam's eyes turned black while he was mind-exorcising that dude, and some say they didn't. I capped the fuck out of that scene and my official opinion is that Jared Padalecki's small squinty eyes look STUPIDER when he actually squints, and that Sam's eyes didn't turn black, just Jared's face is dumb. I may or may not picspam this. Also, if I could have a thousand LJ icons, I would have at least one hundred solely of the various stupidass hilarious faces Jared makes on the show while trying to express emotions. They are all amazingly awesomely hysterical and I gain joy from each and every one.

Dude, also, has Jensen been fake-tanning? Orange is not a good look for him.