Supernatural 4x04 - Metamorphosis

Okay, so does "tell me about all the things you and that demon bitch do in the dark" mean Sam and Ruby ARE fucking? Why is Show being so unclear about this? If they are... NO, BAD SAM. But can they show us that onscreen? It might be hot.

And Dean looked so heartbroken when he saw what Sam was up to. OMG. DEAN. OMG. SAM. OMG.

Oh yay. More misogyny from Dean. Cool it, kid. I know she's a demon but chill.

And someone needs to explain to Dean that you're supposed to use WORDS not FISTS to work out your problems. I mean, okay, I loved it when he hit Sam and stuff, but... first the impala, then Sam? Dean, babe, I'm starting to think it's a good thing you don't have a girlfriend.

GOD JARED'S CHEST IS HUGE AND WIDE LIKE A BULLDOZER. THE ENTIRE ME COULD PROBABLY FIT INSIDE HIS TORSO IF I HOLLOWED IT OUT AND CRAWLED INSIDE. AND ISN'T THAT SOME LOVELY IMAGERY.

Dean: "Cas said..."
CAS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING HIM NOW!?

Dean: "A rugaru? Is that made-up? That sounds made-up."

Dean: "Long pig?"
Sam: "He means human flesh."
Dean: "And that is my word of the day!"

Dean: "Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY. It's a sickness."
<3<3<3<333333333 SAM OMG SAM.

Travis: "You ever been really hungry?"
Dean: *looks dazed* "Yeah."
Travis: "Right then. So somebody slaps a big juicy sirloin in front of you, you walkin' away?"
Dean: *ponder ponder*
Dean: *turns to ponder in Sam's direction*
Sam: *waits patiently for answer*

looooooool at the dramatic "stop the car so we can ANGST" scene. They do the understated drama a lot better than the DRAMATIC drama. Though Sam is totally a drama queen.

Jack: "A what?"
Dean: "A rugaru. I know it sounds made-up."
Sam: *rolls eyes*

Jack: "Hungry for?"
Dean: "Long pig. A little manburger helper. May have crossed your mind already."
Dean: *looks proud of his puns and word use*
Sam: *looks like he hates Dean*

Yeah anyway, I think it was interesting that Jack only turned to save his wife but Dean and Sam never figured that out. I really hope it isn't foreshadowing that Sam will have to turn in some way to save Dean and Dean won't know. Because that would be SO SAD.

In conclusion: Sam still needs a haircut.