Lady hunter! Awesome! If only she hadn't died and had teamed up with Sam and Dean for fun hunting adventures!

Tangentially: DemonWaitress from the last episode was Seelix from BSG. THAT'S why she looked so familiar!

GROPED BY AN ANGEL! Oh, DEAN, how it must have hurt his soul to resist the obvious pop-culture joke there. This is how you know it's a serious conversation with Dean Winchester.

Um, that Dean is in a shirt that is not a ridiculously ugly button-up is really hot. Like, uh, DO ME NOW, DEAN WINCHESTER, levels of hot. Which is like, not all that much different than his regular levels, I guess, BUT STILL.

arghnrrrrgn shoulders.

awww, Dean the skeptic. Forget Sam being my soulmate (previously I decided on Sam rather than Dean because Sam has a blackberry and Dean has some shit phone, and obviously compatible phone taste means soulmates, right?), it's obviously all on Dean. AWWW HUGS FOR DEAN. I want him to have good and fluffy in his life but I am sure that the angels will not turn out to be Good News. Which will of course be good for Story but bad for Dean and therefore also good for me because YAY HURT DEAN.

GOD LIKE FIVE MINUTES IN AND THE ACTING IN THIS EPISODE IS SHIT. JESUS CHRIST. otoh, Bobby's doing a pretty good job with his lines. His awesome, awesome lines.

"I feel that made up for the stealing and the ditching chicks!" OH DEAN.

And more OH DEAN at Dean's "why me?" DEAN NEEDS MORE HUGS.

"Well, that creeps me out." YAY FOR HAVING THE RIGHT REACTION, DEAN. GOD IS ONE CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER. I MEAN HE WATCHES YOU ALL THE TIME AND MAYBE IMPREGNATES YOUR WIFE WITHOUT EVEN HAVING SEX WITH HER. SOUNDS FISHY TO ME.

"I think he wants you to strap on your party hat." Thanks, Sam Winchester, for that really dumb mental image. Now I'm just imagining Dean wearing a party hat and being fucked by Ruby wearing a strap-on. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS SHIT JUST HAPPENS IN MY BRAIN.

"Dude, when have I ever forgotten the pie?" OKAY WHY DON'T THEY JUST MAKE THE SHOW ABOUT SAME AND DEAN EATING PIE? I'D WATCH THAT SHOW.

uh idk I liked old Ruby better than new Ruby, and I found old Ruby so grating that she was a large part of the reason I stopped watching the show in the first place.

"Dude... where's the pie?" GOD YES, SAM + DEAN + PIE = HEAVEN.

Sam: "Salt line." OH FUCKING THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT, NONE OF US GENIUSES WATCHING THE SHOW WOULD EVER HAVE GOTTEN IT OTHERWISE. *headdesk*

Sam: "Something's up, huh?"
Bobby: "You think?"
OH THANK GOD FOR BOBBY. I was annoyed with him in the last ep but thank fucking god he's here in this one to provide this witty commentary.

Ooooooookaaaaay, just how many hunters ARE there? If they let any more in, I fail to see how their secret club could really be all that secret!

MEG. YAY MEG. I mean... Meg-minus-demon. Demon!Meg was funner. Also, she did NOT dress like a slut! She looked cute! I liked demon!Meg's style! I'm also liking Meg-minus-demon though, so I guess maybe I just like the actress.

Awww yes, Dean gets whaled on by a woman for a change. A woman who is neither possessed nor crazy. And, okay, GHOST, but I'll take what I can get.

Meg: "Do you have any idea what it's like to be ridden for months by pure evil?"
I could do so much with that line... but I'm just going to leave it alone.

I love how Dean keeps looking Meg in the eye with an expression on his face like he's trying to punish himself. Like he thinks he deserves everything she's saying. OH DEAN.

Sam: "Where are we going?"
Bobby: "Someplace safe, you idjit."
OH GOD POOR SAM. PUPPY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

OH GOD BOBBY'S BUNKER. WHAT THE HELL. SO AWESOME. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDEAWESOMESAUCE.

"Just random, horrible evil, I get it, okay, I can roll with that."
I feel like this statement is like a fortune-cookie and I'm supposed to add "in bed" on it for extra lols. Actually, I will start doing that to ALL of Dean's lines now.

Bobby: "Long story short, Revelations."
REVELATION. REVELATION. THERE WAS ONLY ONE AND THUS THE NAME OF THE BOOK IS REVELATION. GODFUCK DON'T MESS UP THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE BIBLE BOOK, YOU FUCKERS.

Bobby: "This is a sign, boys."
Sam&Dean: "A sign of what?"
Bobby: "The apocalypse."
*Sam&Dean and Bobby share a significant look*
Buffy: "Amateurs. I was dealing with apocalypses before you were even out of kindergarten. They come about May every year, dontcha know?"

Dean: "Roadtrip. Grand Canyon, Star Trek Experience..."
OH YES, STAR TREK PLEASE. GOD YES.

Oh, Show knows that Ruby possessing people is wrong, and that Sam should know this too. Good on you, Show, good on you. And now I know why Meg was being presented as the most sympathetic of the ghosts: convenient mouthpiece for the viewer's morals! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW SAM&RUBY WAS WRONG, YOU JUST GOT TOLD.

Dean: [paraphrased] "I thought angels were supposed to be fluffy bunnies, not dicks."
Castiel: "Read the bible."
AHAHHAHHAA OH, SHOW.

Castiel: "The lord works-"
Dean: "If you say 'mysterious ways,' so help me, I will so kick your ass."
Aziraphale: "Ineffable? Can I say he's ineffable?"
*Dean looks momentarily stunned that he threatened to kick an angel's ass*

Castiel: "Big things afoot."
Dean: "Do I wanna know what kind of things?"
Castiel: "I sincerely doubt it, but you need to know. The rising of the witnesses is one of the 66 seals."
Dean: "Okay, I'm guessing that's not a show at Sea World."
Castiel: "Those seals are being broken by Lilith."
OKAY, so at first I thought he meant Lilith was breaking all the seals at Sea World and I went, AWWW POOR SEALS! Then I realized Castiel was talking about those OTHER seals. Dialogue really could have been clearer there.

Dean: "Lucifer's just a story they tell at demon Sunday school. There's no such thing."
And Buffy's just a lie they tell little demon children to make them be good and eat their wheaties, or whatever it is demon children eat. Uhuh. Sure thing.

Castiel: "You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell; I can throw you back in."
I hope that in all fanfic this line will be translated as "ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH."

I feel that is an appropriate note on which to end my super-long comments.