Claire: Are you going to eat it?
Sylar: Eat your brain? Claire, that's disgusting.

OHMYGOD I'M PRETTY SURE I SHIP SYLAR/CLAIRE NOW.

Tangent: I don't find Sylar attractive. I don't find any character I've ever seen Zachary Quinto play attractive. I don't even find Zachary Quinto attractive. But at the same time? I'D SO HIT IT. Huge nose and bushy eyebrows and all. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. OH GOD PLEASE HELP I'VE CLEARLY GONE INSANE.

Why is Mohinder so dumb? I mean, he's really, really hot, but also really, really dumb. Stupider this season than previous ones, even, but I guess this was balanced out by the shirtlessness. The skin-peeling was gross though. Eww.

And lol, Sylar as another Petrelli. God, pretty soon it'll be revealed that Elle's a Petrelli and so are Linderman and Niki and they're ALL descended from ADAM, even DL and Hiro and Ando and Mohinder, and it's just one big incestuous bag o' crazy.

I feel bad for Maya because like, every not-her-brother dude just wants to use her for her powers and then fuck her.

The Peter/Claire seemed amped up in these episodes, which I thought was AWESOME because I heart Peter/Claire. And Sylar/Claire. And Elle/Peter. And Claire/Adam. And Adam/Elle. And any combination of the above characters.

What happened to these people:
1. The Haitian (Does he even have a name yet?)
2. Micah
3. the muscle-mimic girl whose name I forgot (Micah's cousin)
4. Molly (why the hell was she shipped away? NOOOOO)
5. Nathan's (ex?)wife and children... I bet his kids totally have powers.
6. ADAM, PLEASE COME BACK
7. Claire's flying ex-boyfriend
8. That girl Peter lost in the future. I didn't like her, but DUDE, he LOST HER IN THE FUTURE. Doesn't he, like, feel bad about that or something?

Also, I am SO ENTERTAINED that now certain SPN fics come with warnings like "can be read as slash or as a religious experience." hee!