jehnt
lack of internet log. 
15th-Sep-2008 04:47 pm
So, while I have no internet, I'm keeping a log of things I would update with but can't. Until I get to the library. Which is where I am now. Which is obvious since I'm updating. ANYWAY.

090815: 1:40pm

GOD IT IS ALREADY ANNOYING NOT HAVING INTERNET.

I mean, how am I supposed to write lameAWESOME fanfiction about Sam and Dean saving people and hunting things if I can't even look at the Supernatural wiki? HOW!?

p.s. I have started a lot of SPN fanfiction lately. Since only one so far is a crossover, this means it is a sure sign of my growing love of and dissatisfaction with the show. It's like SGA! But even filthier! Most of my SGA fanfiction is about crazy stuff happening and John Sheppard being lame but THINKING he's being cool and Ronon and Teyla being AWESOME and high school AUs and crossovers and some Rodney/Ronon and Rodney/John. But SPN! It's all Sam and Dean, carefully not fucking each other because they're brothers! Or Sam and Dean carefully not fucking the Impala-turned-human because SHE'S THEIR CAR! I mean, basically it's like brain rot. First I got into Narnia fandom, which was all "sparkles, yay! and oh ya we have some srs bsns religious themes and misogynistic undertones that need to be dealt with through serious meta and fic" and now it's SPN which is like "sparkly incest, yay! and we'll deal with the misogynistic tones of the show by writing fic in which sam and/or dean TURN INTO GIRLS!" sigh.

080915: 2:30pm

FUCK WHAT IS JOHN CONNOR'S FIRST FAKE LAST NAME IN THE PILOT EPISODE OF TSCC? THIS IS WHY WE NEED INTERNET; THIS IS THE USELESS SHIT I DON'T KEEP IN MY BRAIN. (REESE, APPARENTLY)

080915: 4:20pm

I NEED WIKIPEDIA OR THE PHILOSOPHY ENCYCLOPEDIA SITE SO BADLY

GODSHITFUCK I'M DYING HERE

(It's funny how most of these revolve around me not having internet. lolz.)
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Comments 
16th-Sep-2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
I spent most of my internetless first week of college lying on my bed and bemoaning my fate. I WISH I'd been that productive.

How do you subtly find out if someone has a girlfriend?
17th-Sep-2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
It's only really productive in the sense that... well. I can't actually find any way in which writing Supernatural and T:SCC fanfiction is productive. But I have a paper due in two days so I must be productive now with an entirely different kind of writing (I am not even sure how I would write fanfiction of the philosophical underpinnings of the American Constitution, though I'm sure it would be possible if I tried hard).

And I'm pretty sure the only way to find out if someone has a girlfriend is to ask a mutual acquaintance. Or stalk the person (or even friend them on a social networking site). But none of these methods are really RELIABLE. The only reliable method is, unfortunately, asking that person himself. I SO WISH LIFE HAD FOUND A DIFFERENT WAY OF INDICATING THIS. Like, if you have a steady girlfriend/boyfriend, you would wear a special bracelet, or something.
18th-Sep-2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
George Washington/Benjamin Franklin?

I go even better than that. I wish people had neon signs saying 'not interested', 'hmm', 'kinda into you', 'do me now' and 'how do you feel about calling our first son Frank?' It would be so much less fucking DIFFICULT.
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