I'm homesick today. It's really stupid since we've been going on vacation here for my entire life and I know this town pretty well. But. Like. Everything is so small. And the mountains are so massive it's like they're suffocating the sky and I just want to go back to Texas where the land is flat, as is right and proper.

*sadface*

1. Ever kissed a brown eyed and brown haired person?
Strangely enough, unless I'm forgetting someone -- which is always possible -- no. I can only recall one person who didn't have blue eyes and she was blonde.

2. Can you see a phone right now?
Yes. My cell phone. Its name is Cellie. I am so sure you needed that information.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Talking Heads - Fear of Music

4. Where is it coming from?
My laptop by way of headphones.

5. Last thing you ate?
Handmade bread roll my father tossed to me while I was wandering around the kitchen.

6. What was the last thing you saw on TV?
The indictment of Ted Stevens. Gripping stuff.

7. Who was the last person other than family you saw [not in school]?
Umm. Well. I just went out to a picnic and my brother and I talked to this guy who wants my brother to take his sons mountain biking.

8. Are labels/stereotypes good?
I think stereotypes tend to be bad and labels necessary. Stereotypes can give you unrealistic expectations of what someone will be like and people tend to freak out when the stereotype proves false. Labels, on the other hand, provided that they're accurate, can give you information you can use to further your knowledge of someone and may help in predicting behavior, but are often connected to stereotypes that muck things up. An example: If I know Abraham is Jewish, that label gives me a lot of information about his potential religious beliefs. If, however, I decide Abraham is a stereotypical Jew, regardless of what information I have or do not have about his profession or money-spending habits, this could get me in a bit of confusing trouble, especially if Abe turns out to be a profligate spender.

Question 9? Where'd it go?

10. Song stuck in your head?
None?

11. Acoustic or Electric guitars?
I have to pick?

12. Do you dance while getting ready for whatever?
No. I would likely get tangled in my clothes and fall or else stab my eye out with the mascara wand and that would all be quite tragic.

13. What are you wearing right now?
A lime green Nike racerback exercise top and jeans.

14. What is the greatest number of people you've been in front of?
Uh, the recitals at my dance studio usually had between 600 and 1000 people, so that, I guess.

15. Who was your last text from?
My friend Kenneth, telling me about one of his upcoming shows that I was unfortunately unable to go to thanks to this vacation. :(

16. Have you ever taken a shower while you were drunk or high?
Actually no. I'm a morning showerer and I save getting drunk for the afternoon/evening. Consequently I've taken numerous HUNGOVER showers, but that's a different thing.

17. Do you like Techno?
Yes. It's thumpy!

18. Have you ever been to a night club?
Um, yes? They are loud. I dislike them.

19. Have you ever made out on a plane?
No.

Question 20 IS MISSING.

21. Do you have leadership skills?
Yeah, but I keep them hidden until it's clear the appointed leadership sucks balls, at which point I beat people down and take over. I will be surly and dissatisfied about the whole thing but shit will get done.

22. Can you play an instrument?
Not really. In middle school I always got assigned to "miscellaneous percussion" which was the triangle and cymbals. So I can sort of bash those things around.

23. Have you ever sat on a roof and looked at stars?
Um, yes? It's not that interesting, honestly.

24. Ever done that while talking on the phone to a boyfriend or girlfriend?
No. I hate phones.

Dude, what happened to questions 25, 26, and 27?

Fuck this, I'm making up my own for those.

25. What is your favorite fictional spaceship?
X-Wings from Star Wars. Of course. Though the Vipers from Battlestar Galactica are a very close second. They all go whoosh very fast in space. Yay!

26. What was the last movie you saw?
The Dark Knight. Again. It was so much better the second time.

27. Do you like to stand on your head and sing songs?
No. Whoever wrote this question should be shot.

28. Are you currently pregnant/have you recently gotten someone pregnant?
No.

29. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
No. I have been periodically going on dates with people (apparently you cannot just say "dating" when you're not implying any sort of actual relationship -- which is totally lame and stupid because if you are going on dates with someone you are DATING THEM, at least in any logical world) all summer, but I'm not really designed for this scattered casual dating thing. I just ramble about spaceships and stormtroopers and then pronounce that I'd rather have stayed at home watching Doctor Who or whatever.

30. What scent are you wearing right now?
BPAL's Diary of a Lovestruck Teenage Vampire. Something in it makes my nose itch a little but it smells sooooooo good.

31. Are there any animals around you at the moment?
Uh. PROBABLY.

32. Drinking anything at the moment?
Water? I drink a lot of water. Last year I went through a phase where I switched to more sodas/juices, but then I got TWO CAVITIES, which doubled the amount I've ever had in my life, so now I stick to water.

33. Ever thought you were going to get married?
Like, to someone specific or just in general? To someone specific: no. In general: perhaps. Most people who know me say I will either never get married or I will get married like six times and I'll keep trading my husbands in for newer, younger, hotter models. Or switch to women. I don't know, I try not to think about this sort of thing because it's not really something I can plan.

34. Last person you loved?
Uh?

35. Last person who told you they loved you?
Haha, probably my parents, since they like to tell me this EVERY DAY. Sometimes I think they're reaffirming it to themselves more than anything else.

36. Favorite time of day?
Sunrise.

38. Favorite food?
VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP MMMMMM.

40. Cat person or dog person?
Cats! I used to really like dogs a lot when I was a little kid but we never had one growing up because our yard isn't fenced in, and now I find them to be kind of stupid and slobbery and really fucking dependent.

41. Got a job?
No. But I have parents with money.

43. Tan or pale skin?
Pale. My mother had skin cancer when I was a little kid and ever since then I've been frightened of sun damage. Plus I don't want to be wrinkly when I'm thirty, thanks.

44. You're deserted on an island, what do you have with you?
Ideally, an escape vehicle stocked with food. Also ideally, muscular male models with astonishing literary knowledge and very few items of clothing.

46. Biggest regret?
That I am not EVEN MORE AWESOME than I am. I guess. I don't know. I have this policy that goes like this: don't do stuff you'll regret. I'm always surprised that more people don't live by this because it seems to streamline a lot of things.

Q47??? WHERE?

The NEW 47. Bruce or David?
David, obviously. Anyone who picks Bruce needs to have their head checked and their record collection confiscated.

48. What do you want the most?
Really cool spaceships? Five billion dollars? To rule the world? The severed heads of my enemies on stakes outside my home?

49. Do you want children?
Sort of, yes. I'm not so settled on the idea, however, that if my spouse/permanent partner/whatever didn't want children that would cause a whole huge thing. I mainly want kids because you see all these vastly stupid and bigoted people having like EIGHTY CHILDREN and then intelligent people deciding to have none or only one, and I think some of us just have to take a hit for the team to get some new intelligent and openminded spawn out there in the world. Also I'm really egotistical and I think my kids would be REALLY AWESOME. But I've always planned to have someone else take care of them, so obviously it's not really because I love kids that I want them, so if the spouse does not, it won't be happening.

50. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Um. I don't know? What does this mean, really?

51. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Hahaha, I have anxiety problems, so EVERY DAY.

52. What was your last alcoholic beverage?
I don't know? Probably wine.

53. How is your mood today?
Eh. People keep being loud and it's pissing me off.

54. Where was your last vacation at?
I AM ON VACATION RIGHT NOW. IN COLORADO. MOUNTAINS YAY.

55. Who is/are the friend(s) you can count on the most?
I don't know. I mean -- I DO know, but at this point I've weeded out most of the fair-weather-friends and am mostly left with the real ones. And the FWF that are left are people I find very interesting and wouldn't want to lose.

56. What do you do all the time in a car?
Um Drive? Sit? Listen to music? Destroy the environment?

57. Do you like anyone?
NO. I HATE THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT.
Sigh. Yes, of course.

58. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yes. Hasn't everyone?

59. Who was the last person to make you cry?
It was loud today and I'm pretty sound-sensitive and I cried because of the noise. So that would be because of my parents and aunts and uncles.
:-/

THERE IS NO QUESTION 60 EITHER. WHAT.

The NEW 60. What is your favorite color?
Silver. If that doesn't count, turquoise/teal.

61. What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you hooked up with?
"Hooking up" is a very vague term that means many different things in different contexts and with different people. This right here could go between 2 years and 20 years depending on exactly which definition we're using.

62. When was the last time you cried?
TODAY, UNFORTUNATELY.

63. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Coloring books.

64. What is one thing you've learned about life?
I have no idea. No, I mean, that's the thing. I REALLY DON'T KNOW. Neither do you. Everyone is just kind of making shit up as they go. And it's alright.

Is anyone jealous of you?
Haha, right now? I don't know. In the past, people have been ridiculously, laughably so.