jehnt
closet narnia freak. 
17th-Jul-2008 04:49 pm
OH GOD PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM A DISGUSTING, FILTHY PERVERT, I REALLY LOVE NARNIA PORN, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT INVOLVES THREESOMES OR IS NARNIA RPS SMUT. IT IS SWEET CRACK. IT IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. OH HOLY HELL, PEOPLE, HERE ARE SOME RECS:

Back-dated by [livejournal.com profile] flawedamythyst
Summary: Peter uses Caspian as an Edmund substitute, Caspian uses Susan as a Peter substitute, and they all angst a lot.
Why I like it: omg, Ed/Peter, Peter/Caspian, and Caspian/Susan. That's ALMOST ALL of my Narnia ships, all in the same fic! Plus I'm a sucker for Narnia angst where they were sexx0ring it up when they were kings and queens but had to stop when they went back to England.

The Natural Flow of Things by [livejournal.com profile] moonythestrals
Summary: The day that William gets a car is the day that changes Skandar's life forever.
Why I like it: Uh, Will and Skandar have sex in a car? Basically. It's hysterically funny and I squealed out loud at several parts.

You know what the most ridiculous thing about all of this is? Generally I can't stand incest OR rps. But in Narnia fandom, it's all I want to read! Incest, RPS, INCESTUOUS RPS, whatever! The more wrong and ridiculous, the better!

Also, it's sad that there's not an active Narnia newsletter (at least that I can find). I want to start one up but... it seems like a lot of work and I don't know how. Help!
jehnt: (narnia - peter - windswept)
Comments 
17th-Jul-2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
You're a bad bad person.

And totally awesome. :D
17th-Jul-2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
Narnia fic is SO WRONG and yet SO RIGHT.
18th-Jul-2008 12:14 am (UTC)
Narnia fic is SRS BSNZZZ
17th-Jul-2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
*cocks eyebrow*

Just what I need, another distraction!
17th-Jul-2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
BUT THE NARNIA FIC, IT CALLS TO YOU.

And there's seriously a lot of stuff in those books/movies that NEEDS to be improved upon through fic. There was a long spell in Narnia fandom where like half the fic written was Susan genfic dealing with that whole Last Battle business. [livejournal.com profile] musesfool has a lot of good recs of the serious-type fic (http://unfitforsociety.livejournal.com/tag/narnia) at [livejournal.com profile] unfitforsociety. And an HP/Narnia crossover that I haven't read yet, hmmm.
18th-Jul-2008 12:20 am (UTC)
OMG MORE NARNIA PORN THANK YOU. I was watching the movie thinking OMG SO WRONG BUT SO GAY. Skandar is just sooooo pretty, and they all make pretty eyes at each other!

And I shall pay you in kind! This had me distracted ALL DAY yesterday: likecharity's fics on IJ (http://likecharity.insanejournal.com/). Read Correspondence. It was SO CUTE. And the Ben/Will/Skandar pr0n? OMGWTFBBQ.
18th-Jul-2008 02:19 am (UTC)
oh thank you! I shall read those straightaway! And to enable this vicious circle of, uh, enabling, two more:

Seven Facts for William Moseley (http://community.livejournal.com/bysine/1267.html) by [livejournal.com profile] __sine, which has Will hilariously (AND ACCIDENTALLY) texting Skandar "TALK ABOUT FEELINGS NOW Y/N" which I think WINS for best text message in a fic EVER.

and

50 Billion Ways William Moseley's Coming-Out Could Go Horribly, Horribly Wrong (http://moonythestrals.livejournal.com/55656.html) by [livejournal.com profile] moonythestrals, which wins for including one of Will's AWFUL, AWFUL t-shirts as one of the ways.

dude. whyyyyyyyy is Narnia RPF eating my brain? This should not be happening. All the laws of the universe are against it! AND YET. (And I'm so glad I'm not THE ONLY ONE who looks at Skandar and is like "wheee, pretty!" even though he's like, still at that awkward age where he's all elbows and knees.) And yeah, the movies have SO much UST, it's ridiculous.
18th-Jul-2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, I will (probably) never understand the appeal of smut fanfic, but this post was hilarious. :)
18th-Jul-2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
The appeal of smut fanfic is that... uh. I guess I don't understand it either. BUT I SURE DO LIKE IT (sometimes). The first one I recced isn't smutty at all though, actually. A lot of Narnia fic isn't... probably because a lot of Narnia fic is being written by 15-year-olds.
18th-Jul-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
That's okay, I have so many guilty pleasures it's not even funny. I don't understand the appeal of Justin Timberlake, and yet, I can't help but adore him.

My friend's oldest daughter has discovered the joys of fanfic and spends all of her time reading and writing it. It's kind of hilarious and adorable. :)
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