I just got back from seeing The Bourne Ultimatum. It was AWESOME. Go see it, seriously.

Jason Bourne is unstoppable. He could probably take over the world single-handedly if he wanted to, and then he'd look around all soulfully and feel bad that he killed people and go apologize to their relatives. You know who else is unstoppable? JOHN MCCLANE. If Bourne tried to take over the world, McClane would be all "fuck no, motherfucker, yippee kay-ay, et cetera!" and there would be an EPIC showdown. Or they could take over the world together. Or, or, or aliens could invade Earth and McClane and Bourne could fight them off in hand-to-hand combat. They could take out the mothership with somebody's beat-up pickup truck that they hotwired and then catapulted/drove out of a plane/drove off a roof/something even more improbable. And then Jason Bourne could look around soulfully and feel bad that he killed aliens and arrange for a peace treaty to be negotiated. Because that's the kind of guy Jason Bourne is. HARDCORE but not bad to the bone.

Anyway, I don't suppose any of you have run across a Bourne Identity/Die Hard crossover, have you?

PS - I like action movies more than is probably healthy.