So I just woke up from a nap (it's a rainy day... I always nap on rainy days!) where I had a dream wherein I had a threesome with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel. wtf, mind, wtf. Even better, The Rock was my boyfriend and we had a LAVENDER cat, and Nightcrawler from X-Men confiscated it temporarily because he was a tax inspector. He also kept teleporting into the threesome, making strange comments, and then leaving. Then Vin Diesel and I taught opera to schoolchildren. The opera was called La Pass It On and took place in the 18th century and everyone in the video we were watching of it wore frilly shit. I know I have a lot of weird dreams, but I feel like that one was ESPECIALLY weird.
Dream!VinDiesel was really good in bed. Dream!TheRock was not bad, but he excelled most at other things, like looking super adorable while cuddling the lavender-colored cat. WHY DID I DREAM ABOUT THIS OMG@?!?!??