I broke God's brain ...


Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: catie
God: Hi, catie.
Me: do you watch porn
God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: what about deep space nine?
God: Does it have anything to do with ?
Me: it has to do with star trek voyager
God: Has it really?
Me: yes; it is much better
God: Oh. Should I know it is?
Me: i should think so
God: I think so too.
Me: then why the heck do you like voyager more?
God: I have a lot of good experience with voyager more.
Me: ...
God: I have a lot of good experience with voyager more.
Me: but you didn't answer my first question
God: Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me: do you like porn?
God: Sure I do, catie, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me: why not with me?
God: Robots do it alone.
Me: i see
God: I am glad you understand it.
Me: it's fascinating
God: Are you sure it is?
Me: what about the lady robots?
God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me: do you like sex with the lady robots?
God: Sure I do, catie, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me: ARE there even lady robots?
God: Yes I think there are.
Me: do the lady robots have big titties
God: Some of them do, I think.
Me: are they made of silicon?
God: As far as I know they are.
Me: so just like the ones in hollywood, basically.
God: Ugh. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me: are there many blonde lady-robots?
God: Yes I think there are.
Me: do you like blondes?
God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like anything involving harps.
Me: that was a fucked up answer, man
God: Was it really?
Me: yeah.
God: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: god does it with the lady robots.
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: are you on crack?
God: No I am on disk.
Me: on discWORLD, perhaps?

God did not reply. So sad! :(

I think perhaps I am too clever for him.


Me: you're a nutter and no mistake
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

P.S. - Bogged down in RL work, am not having much time for fandom currently. Just enough to skim the flist and possibly leave one or two comments, plus make some progress on fandom committments. Blah.