I don't usually do memes because I don't usually find them interesting, but I liked this one.

My top five guilty pleasures (that I could think of, at least):

1. Driving. More specifically, driving obscenely fast, weaving in and out of traffic (although I don't do this much, really), and hitting the gas instead of the brakes. This is my absolute biggest guilty pleasure because it's dangerous. I know this and yet I can't resist.

2. Turning up the volume on music/movies.

3. Candy and ice cream. Actually, this isn't really a guilty pleasure, but if I start gaining weight, it sure will be!

4. Making sarcastic but witty comments. This wouldn't be a guilty pleasure except that sometimes I say them to people who don't get that I'm being sarcastic and they cry. And then I am sad, and also like, "wtf man omg!"

5. Reading porn online. Ohhhhh yeah, you knew this was gonna make the list, didn't you?

Also, I love my video rental store. Earlier tonight I went tearing into the place at ten minutes past closing time looking like a crazy person and they were totally cool with it and let me rent some movies.