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27th-May-2008 12:34 am
1. I have an icon of Sweets. Sweeeeeeeets! He is my current main character crush. I am SO IN LOVE. I believe Sweets/Jehnt OTP is true facts.

2. You know what I love about SGA fandom? There is fic for like, everything. I mean, you think there's fic for everything in HP. You THINK that. And then you read an SGA/House crossover in which Rodney is like, a (Very Pricey) Mistress of Pain for House*, and you realize that Dobby/Hagrid/Giant Squid has just nothing on SGA fic.

3. Related to #2 -- I want to read an AU SGA fic wherein Rodney has been de-aged or maybe is just younger (you know, all super-pretty and gaunt like in Pin, or w/e that weird incest robot/statue movie was) and is a rentboy, and John comes along and, idk, rents him, or tries to rescue him, or both, or something, and there is slow relationship-building (Rodney is mentally scarred! John feels guilty about liking him so much!) and then hot sex. I've not seen this fic, but I bet it's out there somewhere, just waiting for me to come and read it.

4. Related to #1 -- the Sweets icon was entered at bones_stillness and didn't win, which I rather expected (most people seem to hate Sweets), but inexplicably this icon placed second:



So that was awkward because I had thought that icon was SO TERRIBLE that I was embarrassed to even enter it. Like. It's not well-made. And it's not even funny. There's that huge weird gap before the last word and there's no background and the text is a weird color. I'd wanted to have it say "And then Dr. Zack Addy sang about forensic anthropology," because that would be both funnier and less potentially confusing, but it didn't fit. The whole icon is an example of "good concept, inept execution." I'm not used to having such epic fail with icons I make. So I felt weird that people voted for it because IMO like almost all the other icons were better.

5. I haven't cut my toenails in a long time. I've been holding out because usually I cut them too short and then my toes look weird and fat. But I'm unsure what the proper/most attractive length for toenails even IS. It's a problem.

*I did not make this up. It exists. It is, I believe, actually part of a series.
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27th-May-2008 07:15 am (UTC)
OMG YOUR SWEETS ICON.

maybe you should get a pedicure? then you can feel really special.

oh, but there are no Shep and McKay in Dr Sweets' office fics :/
[identity profile] a-life-verbatim.livejournal.com
27th-May-2008 09:14 am (UTC)
I've never had a pedicure... but manicures freak me out and I'm not sure it'd be different with my feet. I've tried to get manicures twice but both times I totally panicked and snatched my hands back and ran away. But then I have pretty awesome fingernails and am terrified of getting them screwed up. With my toenails there is no such fear.

And I'm sure you mean no Shep and McKay in Sweets's office fics THAT YOU HAVE SEEN. Although I went looking and found only four SGA/Bones fic on the whole googleable internets, which was rather disappointing. Then I was going to WRITE "Sheppard and McKay go to counseling with Dr. Sweets, the new Atlantis team psychologist!" but then it insisted on Having Plot and so. It could be a while. It could be forever, really, at the rate of completion of my fics. And I really need to rewatch Bones to see how Sweets behaves in therapy sessions because otherwise I have no confidence in his characterization. But here is a snippet:

“Doctor McKay, you’re back!” Sweets sounded disgustingly excited about this. Rodney shouldered past him and into the room, trying to look as grumpy about it as possible.

“Are you sure you’re not fifteen?” Rodney asked, sitting heavily down in one of the chairs.

“Yes,” Sweets replied, moving to perch on the arm of the chair across from Rodney.

“Are you seriously going to sit on the arm of that chair?” Rodney asked, “because it’s not helping the impression that you’re not fifteen.”

Sweets frowned at him and crossed his arms.

“You know, they say crossed arms are an indicator of being socially closed-off,” Rodney said, feeling a moment of satisfaction as the corners of Sweets’ mouth dipped even lower.

“I’m the therapist,” Sweets said. “I can be closed-off if I want. It’s you that needs to be open.”

Rodney crossed his arms. “I’m open,” he said.

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So... that's Rodney in therapy with Sweets. Without John. But he'll get there! It is totally going to be because Rodney clubbed John upside the head for a justifiably good reason. UNLESS I can somehow work in John shooting a clown. Which really just makes me want to write the "instead of fighting the wraith, they fight CLOWNS" AU, inspired by that one quote from that one episode.
[identity profile] jehnt.livejournal.com
28th-May-2008 12:14 am (UTC)
you always impress me with your awesomness!
[identity profile] a-life-verbatim.livejournal.com
28th-May-2008 01:06 am (UTC)
*takes a bow*
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