There are certain SGA characters *cough*john&rodney*cough* who I want to call "cocky," but I always get stuck on the word "cock." And I'm like, "John Sheppard is cock, uh -- that would be likes cock -- no, no, I mean he has a, uh -- what the hell am I even talking about, again?"

*sigh*

But that wasn't, I guess, as bad as the time someone on an SGA community said they secretly thought Rodney liked to cook and I was all, "of COURSE Rodney likes cock! Duh! That's not much of a secret here on the internets!" and then I realized OH, that was so not even what they had said. In my defense, it was only one letter off AND had to do with putting things in mouths. And they were talking spaghetti and sausages, and just, SAUSAGES, okay?

In conclusion: SGA fandom makes me a lot more spazzy than HP fandom.

And I should probably not be allowed to speak.