by me and Halrloprillalar's Automatic Drabble Generator. what insanity.

BSG - Kara/Lee, implied Kara/Anders - Roleplay on the Galactica

In the hangar, Kara stroked her chair. She had been busy with the chair for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Andersiffic cuddle or a red massage from her lover Lee.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her cylonesque Lee appeared at the door, grinning lovingly.

"Put down the chair," Lee said langourously. "Unless you want me to stroke that chair on your hand."

Kara put down the chair. She was sunny. She had never seen Lee so sparkling before and it made her shiny.

Lee picked up the chair, then withdrew a cylon from his head. "Don't be so sunny," Lee said with a sparkling grimace. "A dog bit my foot this morning, and everything became tiny. Now with this chair and this cylon I can langourously rule the world!"

Kara clutched her violent foot slowly. This was her lover, her cylonesque Lee, now staring at her with a sparkling head.

"Fight it!" Kara shouted. "The dog just wants the chair for his own cylonesque devices! He doesn't love you, not the Andersiffic way I do!"

Kara could see Lee trembling slowly. Kara reached out her hand and touched Lee's head langourously. She was cylonesque, so cylonesque, but she knew only her violent love for Lee would break the dog's spell.

Sure enough, Lee dropped the chair with a thunk. "Oh, Kara," he squealed. "I'm so Andersiffic, can you ever forgive me?"

But Kara had already moved in the hangar. Like a cylon raider swooping down on an unsuspecting target, she pressed her hand into Lee's head. And as they fell together in a tiny fit of love, the chair lay on the floor, shiny and forgotten.

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SGA - John/Rodney - The Greatest McShep Story Ever Told

On a shiny and terrible morning, John sat on the Daedalus. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His forearm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Rodney to love someone with a large hand?

Quickly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an angry wonderful puddlejumper, all on a summer's day. I wish my Rodney would caress me, in his own wraithlike way..."

"Do you?" Rodney sat down beside John and put his hand on John's thigh. "I think that could be arranged."

John gasped irritatedly. "But what about my large hand?"

"I like it," Rodney said rashly. "I think it's lonely."

They came together and their kiss was like Atlantis rising from the ocean, water cascading down the sides, the sunlight filtering through the window and making everything glow with a glittering light.

"I love you," John said langourously.

"I love you too," Rodney replied and caressed him.

They bought a whale, moved in together, and lived stupidly ever after.

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I'd also like to take this opportunity to pimp sg1_lims, a new community hsapien is running because she noticed there wasn't a Stargate SG-1 lims active. There are a lot of awesome iconmakers already signed up, so if you like SG-1 and iconmaking... go join!