CNN is doing this crazy thing where they're cutting back and forth between Anderson Cooper and James Carville. It's like looking at a cute fuzzy kitten and then being confronted with Gollum. Please bring Wolf Blitzer back. Or Campbell Brown. Or, god, CNN, just stop putting James Carville on the screen, PLEASE.

What is up with CNN's shitty fake holograms? Dude, CNN, we KNOW Will.i.am is not actually being projected into the studio with Anderson because he's just a crappy digital edit-in. WE KNOW THAT. Stop faking, gosh!

Since I woke up at 3 am and am now so tired I am about to keel over, I will call it:



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shit yes.

barring massive election fraud/recall/other tomfoolery