um so I went to the opera last night and there was a man in the orchestra or something whose last name, according to the program book, was this:

Greydanus.

GREYDANUS, guys. AHHAHAHHAHHA.

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p.s. I am a mature and thoughtful individual.

p.p.s. Yes, this really DID merit interrupting my vacation to tell you about.