jehnt
the lives of wizards 
27th-Jul-2007 01:04 am
I don't want to comment on all of DH yet because I'm still getting my thoughts in order... but I have some things to say with regards to this interview, in which JKR "clearly lays out the characters fates." Or, well, my comments aren't actually about the interview at all but rather about what I imagined the characters had been getting up to in the fade-to-black nineteen years.

After I finished the book my prime concern was WHAT HAPPENED TO WEASLEY'S WIZARD WHEEZES????? It was a Serious and Urgent matter. Eventually I concluded that Ginny had partnered with George to continue creating whiz-bangs and firewheels and whatever other magical shiznit they come up with, and then they hired Hermione to head up the business aspect of things and they TOTALLY DOMINATED economically and all became quite wealthy. And Harry sometimes worked in the flagship store as a clerk (!!!!but it really drew in the customers!) and sometimes gave lectures at the Auror Academy or Hogwarts or Beauxbatons or even, on one memorable occasion that involved far too many clothing items made of fur, Durmstrang, and sometimes worked as a special advisor to the Aurors and Magical Law Enforcement. When he had kids he cut back on all his work duties so he could coach Little League Quidditch teams and whatnot. Ron was an Auror and became renowned in his own right for his daring escapades and creative use of WWW products in tight situations (Hermione did not approve but did admit that it made for good advertising). Luna, of course, traveled the world and worked for the Department of Ministries and sometimes even did both at once, and always stopped by the homes of the Weasleys and Potters to offer up convoluted bits of wisdom to the next generation.

And Neville was Hogwarts' professor of Herbology and Percy was professor of Arithmancy (as well as Deputy Headmaster, because someone had to be). Trewlawney, newly emboldened after participating in the battle of Hogwarts, came down to the regular castle area more often and even went to Hogsmeade once or twice, though she vowed never to go again after she was quite badly frightened by all the nasty ghosts at the Shrieking Shack (read: she slipped in a puddle and realized that going outdoors came with unexpected dangers). McG continued to head Gryffindor house and put quite the fear of god into young little James Potter, whose tricks she already knew quite well, having endured two generations of them already.

And Severus Snape wasn't really dead, he had just gone into a meditative healing state until someone was able to fix him up. After that he moved back to Spinner's End and lived the rest of his days in a mopey funk (his natural state of being, you see) which was occasionally punctuated by the odd bout of activity brought about when his mail-order made-to-order potions business (advertised under the pseudonym "Brian Evans") actually had a customer.
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27th-Jul-2007 02:15 pm (UTC)
I quite like your ideas. I definitely think that WWW reopened and that, if Ginny didn't help, then Lee Jordan was right there.

But *giggles* at far too many clothes :).

And don't forget when Luna would visit Neville, bringing him plants from far off worlds and stuffs.

Snape's natural state of being rules :)
27th-Jul-2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
I tend to think Lee went on to be either a newscaster or a Howard-Stern-style shock jock. XD

Yeah, I figured Luna would visit Neville (and Draco, even!) but since I couldn't think of anything exciting for her to do I didn't think it needed mentioning.

I always wish Snape could be content and happy for a while but, alas, I think it is not in his character to be able to do so.
27th-Jul-2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
All of these are correct, MOST NOTABLY And Severus Snape wasn't really dead, he had just gone into a meditative healing state until someone was able to fix him up.

But what happened to Draco?
27th-Jul-2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
Uh, ever since the VERY FIRST TIME I read the books when I was 12, I thought Draco was gay, gay, gay... so it's difficult for me to figure out anything that has to end up with him getting married. Other than, you know "he got married to please his parents but his wife lived on the other side of the house and they only ever saw each other at dinner."

UNLESS Draco and Luna got married and the reason his wife's name wasn't mentioned in the epilogue is because Harry stopped speaking to her after she BETRAYED THEM for a SLIMY SLYTHERIN. Or something.

See, clearly I am still confuzzled by this bit.
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