STAAAAR TREKKKKKK!!!!!

Unspoilery: It was good. You should see it. As in the original, McCoy and Spock were my favorites.

NOT A PREQUEL OR RELAUNCH BUT ALTERNATE TIMELINE OMG GENIUS. I AM SO HAPPY. I wish we had learned that earlier in the movie, before I worked up a righteous rage about Vulcan being destroyed, Spock's mom (WINONA RYDER WTF) dying, etc. BUT. AWESOMMMME.