unspoilery:
1. WHAT
2. WHAT
3. WHAT
4. WHAT
5. Well, that was an episode.
Battlestar Galactica 4x13 - Sometimes A Great NotionSpoilery numbered list:
1. What the first: THE ORIGINAL 'BUCK IS DEAD AND LEOBEN IS AFRAID OF HER NOW?
2. What the second: DEE SHOT HERSELF IN THE HEAD?
3. What the third: NEW CYLONS ARE OLD (REALLY OLD) CYLONS?
4. What the fourth: ELLEN MOTHERFRAKKING TIGH.
5. Well, that was an episode
from the Joss Whedon school of storytelling.
I am shellshocked. I actually have quite a few thoughts, but they are jumbled up in this massive tangle of "WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF" that is going on.
I doubt this is where they are going with the Ellen and Saul thing... but I LOVE the idea that this whole terrible cycle was caused by the two of them just loving each other sooooooooo much they had to find a way to resurrect themselves so they could be TOGETHER FOREVER. Because, lol, Ellen and Saul's great love, lol.
So, wait, the mythology is that the thirteen tribes left Kobol, and the thirteenth found Earth and then... returned to Kobol to signpost the way? How long ago? Because if it was around 2000 years ago, hell yes that was Saul Motherfrakking Tigh.
Dee shooting herself just gutted me. Like, in retrospect, it makes sense, but at the time I did not see it coming
at all. I wondered why we were getting all the lingering shots of her face and her personal belongings, and I was thinking maybe she'd be revealed as the final cylon, when suddenly BAM + BLOOD SPLATTER. And I was all, "...omg" at the screen.
And then Kara! Pulling up the helmet and we see that blonde hair! And then she got her dogtags and Leoben just split! Somebody (Naomi?) was saying she probably just grabbed the wrong Leoben, lol, got one that was less obsessed with her, but I think he was FREAKED OUT and soon he will tell us, through long poetic speeches about paths and flowing rivers, why.
AND THREE. I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE A THREE BACK STILL. I don't want her to stay behind because I want her to come along with the fleet and be kickass and awesome.
Also, NEEDS MORE BALTAR. I don't
like Baltar (in fact I dislike him quite a bit), but I think he's needed to balance the show out a bit (just like we need the three). Plus I want to know what he thinks about this whole Earth business.
Ugh and there is SO MUCH MORE to comment on. But not today because I must sleeeep. I mean, I just watched BSG for 10+ hours straight! I'm tired!
I cannot wait to dl and rewatch.
Aaaaand okay apparently Razor counts as episodes 1 and 2 of season 4, which means this is episode 13, not 11. Whatever.
My friend from school suggested that Ellen might not actually be the last Cylon, and that "we will be reborn again" actually means something different. Which, given that Tigh is also alive and definitely a Cylon, and that Ellen was a Cylon to begin with, I'm not sure I buy it. Although then he went on to suggest, as I think we did last night, that Ellen is alive again in Caprica. I kinda hope this isn't true, mostly because CAPRICA AND BALTAR MUST BE TOGETHER AND RAISE HYBRID BABIES FOR ETERNITY. Also, I still maintain that Tigh is projecting Ellen onto her (uh, psychologically and in that fancy Cylon way) and that Six is playing along to manipulate him, as she did on head!Baltar's recommendation. Like in I think season 3 when she was all, "You've lost someone close to you, haven't you? Did she know how much you loved her, or did you wait to tell her after she was gone?"