Umm, so, I love when you're so tired that your brain is not working correctly and starts making up random sentences and just inserting them right in there with your other thoughts. This evening I got some real gems:

But in their version of the story, it was a walrus, and also ate panthers.
(Accompanied by a mental image of what would appear to be a Japanese man and a badass Native American.)

and

I was adopted when they found out humans could turn invisible.
(Accompanied by a mental image of a clean, bright, empty hospital room -- the kind you never find in a real hospital -- and a squalling baby suddenly being thrust at an unwilling couple. It is not known whether there were any invisible people included in this thought. If they were there, I couldn't see them.)

They both sound like snippets of AMAZING things, but sadly there is not more of them. I think the first thought is about how the Japanese and Native Americans inexplicably have some of the same myths (fictionally in my mind! not irl, afaik!) but the Native American ones are more badass (see: panther-eating walrus). The second story is obviously about a couple who adopted a baby that could TURN INVISIBLE, and all of the various mishaps that would ensue throughout the kid's entire life (probably based on that one Pixar movie I hated about the superhero family, except with less superheroing and more awkwardness and hilarity).

Also, in order to see my entries I had to change my journal style and now it's all wrong. I hate userpics on the right, jesus. So inefficient to have to scan right to see who it is and then back left to start reading.