Last night I had a dream wherein I, accompanied by Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf (who was mostly useless at everything except running away), had to stop three evil witches from taking over the world by nefarious use of frisbees.

YES, I SAID NEFARIOUS USE OF FRISBEES.

There were ponies at one point. There was also a token black character who was friends with a manatee who lived in the swimming pool of the Ritz Carlton in Washington D.C. Most of the action of the dream took place around famous D.C. landmarks. The witches were finally defeated by the reflecting pool on the National Mall.

The dream was a lot more homoerotic than my dreams usually are. Normally they are 0% homoerotic whereas this one... involved a lot of Blair clinging to me and Serena, sometimes in inappropriate ways.

I really hope other people have dreams this cracktastic.