So I'm rather frantically reading Thomas More's "Utopia" for a class, and when it begins he's talking to some fellow named Peter Giles. Now, skimming that as I was, the first thing I saw was RUPERT GILES. And I was just sitting there like, "A crossover? What? Thomas More is just chilling out with Giles talking about Utopia? Do they go kill vampires or perform dark magi—oh, Peter Giles."

This is why you're not supposed to pull all-nighters, I suppose. I'll probably go to my exam and write about how Thomas More was secretly a member of the Watcher's Council, or something.