So, I saw Superman Returns. And it was good. And Kal Penn (aka Kumar from Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle) was TOTALLY in the movie, which made me terribly happy.

But my real verdict on the movie? BRANDON ROUTH IS SUPERFUCKING HOT.

where by "superfucking hot" I mean "hot damn, where do I get a piece of ass like that?"

( thus, picspam ensues )

Everyone is making such a big deal about how he looks sooooooo much like Christopher Reeve, but to me he looks most like a more attractive Jason Schwartzman.