Ahahaha, I am SO glad I'm not the only person who thought that. I think I saw the first Underworld but I really don't remember much other than Kate Beckinsdale in a ridiculously tight outfit. And hee, that is the sort of hilarious mental image I was having, except I was thinking of vampires versus lichen-covered Ents from Lord of the Rings, hah. It is really just not the best title in the world. They needed to do more focus group testing with that, lol.