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2nd-May-2009 06:02 pm - the weirdest dream ever. EVER.
So I just woke up from a nap (it's a rainy day... I always nap on rainy days!) where I had a dream wherein I had a threesome with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel. wtf, mind, wtf. Even better, The Rock was my boyfriend and we had a LAVENDER cat, and Nightcrawler from X-Men confiscated it temporarily because he was a tax inspector. He also kept teleporting into the threesome, making strange comments, and then leaving. Then Vin Diesel and I taught opera to schoolchildren. The opera was called La Pass It On and took place in the 18th century and everyone in the video we were watching of it wore frilly shit. I know I have a lot of weird dreams, but I feel like that one was ESPECIALLY weird.
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2nd-May-2009 06:02 pm - the weirdest dream ever. EVER.
So I just woke up from a nap (it's a rainy day... I always nap on rainy days!) where I had a dream wherein I had a threesome with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel. wtf, mind, wtf. Even better, The Rock was my boyfriend and we had a LAVENDER cat, and Nightcrawler from X-Men confiscated it temporarily because he was a tax inspector. He also kept teleporting into the threesome, making strange comments, and then leaving. Then Vin Diesel and I taught opera to schoolchildren. The opera was called La Pass It On and took place in the 18th century and everyone in the video we were watching of it wore frilly shit. I know I have a lot of weird dreams, but I feel like that one was ESPECIALLY weird.
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10th-Dec-2008 05:04 am - wtf, dream, wtf.
I just had a very strange dream where I wrote an opera that was a crossover between Superman and Bionic Woman, or something. Superman was a lyric-dramatic tenor and the Bionic Woman was a lyric mezzo-soprano, which was weird because my dream kept TRYING to make her into a coloratura soprano and then giving up. Which was hilarious dream logic. But the dream also included an operatic version of Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" so I don't think we should even attempt to examine this dream logic. ANYWAY, in the dream, the bionic woman (who was fully bionic) was assigned by her government handlers to capture a suspected "bionic man" who was "a terrorist," but of course it was SUPERMAN, and then they got involved in these fights and dramatic discussions of morality, and then somehow they ended up destroying EVERYTHING and being the only two people left alive on earth, which naturally provided a great setting for the final song. Also, there was a snarky narrator. I think he was a baritone, but whatever he was, he was kind of a jerk. lol.

Anyway, it was a weird dream.
jehnt: (st - ds9 - enemies lost in the desert)
4th-Dec-2008 09:11 pm - not a good time to post because lj is acting weird, but whatevs
Umm, so, I love when you're so tired that your brain is not working correctly and starts making up random sentences and just inserting them right in there with your other thoughts. This evening I got some real gems:

But in their version of the story, it was a walrus, and also ate panthers.
(Accompanied by a mental image of what would appear to be a Japanese man and a badass Native American.)

and

I was adopted when they found out humans could turn invisible.
(Accompanied by a mental image of a clean, bright, empty hospital room -- the kind you never find in a real hospital -- and a squalling baby suddenly being thrust at an unwilling couple. It is not known whether there were any invisible people included in this thought. If they were there, I couldn't see them.)

They both sound like snippets of AMAZING things, but sadly there is not more of them. I think the first thought is about how the Japanese and Native Americans inexplicably have some of the same myths (fictionally in my mind! not irl, afaik!) but the Native American ones are more badass (see: panther-eating walrus). The second story is obviously about a couple who adopted a baby that could TURN INVISIBLE, and all of the various mishaps that would ensue throughout the kid's entire life (probably based on that one Pixar movie I hated about the superhero family, except with less superheroing and more awkwardness and hilarity).

Also, in order to see my entries I had to change my journal style and now it's all wrong. I hate userpics on the right, jesus. So inefficient to have to scan right to see who it is and then back left to start reading.
jehnt: (dw - donna - something new)
1st-Dec-2008 05:06 pm - hot hilarity.
1. I finally moved my bed into my apartment. No more sleeping on the couch, yay!

2. Last night I had a dream where Barack Obama was working as a barista at Starbucks for some reason (like while he was campaigning? idk, it was dream logic) and I ordered some drink that wasn't on the menu and he was all, "Oh, well, let me see if we can figure out how to make that for you," and went and puttered around with chocolate for a minute, then came back with this huge grin and was like, "Can we make that drink for you? YES WE CAN!" Basically, the whole dream was a series of hilarious random encounters with Obama. Things such as: Jehnt helps Obama operate a vending machine! Jehnt stops an unleashed dog from running out the door at the Petsmart only to find out it is BARACK OBAMA'S DOG. etc.

3. While I was sick this weekend I watched the UK Queer as Folk. It was, how shall I say this, AidanGillentastic. IF THAT IS AN ADJECTIVE, AND I SAY IT IS. I've been meaning to watch it for ages and ages because I am omfgSOINLOVE with Aidan Gillen, and IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT. I also mean to watch the US QaF but, like, I know I don't find Gale Harold as hot as Aidan Gillen, and I'm afraid this may impede my enjoyment. Also, Stuart Alan Jones = the gay Logan Echolls, amirite?
jehnt: (james mcavoy - love in an elevator)
6th-Nov-2008 01:48 am - today has been a mostly pointless day.
ugh have so much work the only tv I have watched in the past like week or so is Supernatural and Election 2008. I am dyyyyyying to know what happened on Gossip Girl and, uh, those other shows I watch but can't remember right now.

Last night I had a dream that I was Nate Archibald's secret BFF and somehow ended up hiding behind a chair while he was having sex with some trashy ho in it, and then I snuck out while they were basking in the afterglow, except then he ran after me, told me his name was Kyle Adams, and that we were destined to be together forever. And then I touched the small of his (shirtless) back, and then we built dollhouses while on a cruise ship, and put tiny live American Girl dolls in them (Addy talked a lot about being emancipated and liking Obama, while Samantha kept getting in trouble in dollhouse school because she wasn't being challenged enough), and then painted a Christmas tree gold. There was also something like facebook except holographic (CNN HOLOGRAMS!) and, like, swirly stuff that looked like a galaxy or the inside of a marble. I clearly remember it was like facebook because I friended Nate/Kyle on it and was horrified to learn he wanted to be an artist (professionally! as his job!) because it would mean I'd have to get a job good enough to support both of us (and also because he'd already applied to law school, so I thought he was going to be a lawyer). lol dreams.

I actually had a lot more dreams last night (I slept FOURTEEN HOURS) but I don't recall the others well enough to post them. sad!

eta: oh, also, on the subject of other tv shows I have not been watching lately, it turns out ER is in its FIFTEENTH season, not fourteenth, like I have erroneously been stating on episode reaction posts all season long. WHOOPS.
jehnt: (tscc - sarah connor)
1st-Oct-2008 01:20 pm - i don't even know sometimes. seriously.
Last night I had a dream that Dean Winchester was my big brother and we had a border collie named St. John and the dog really, REALLY liked to watch baseball games on tv. And Dean was a mechanic and got pissed off when I went to parties and said dumb things like, "will there be boys there?" which prompted even stupider responses like, "dude, it's a party." And also there was some whole thing where the dog and I had to talk to Congress, and for some reason Carrie Fisher and my Latin teacher from middle school were there. And Dean wasn't pleased about that either and frowned a lot. GOD he was such a lame emo whiney.

Also for some reason Dean wore all his many layers of clothes and I just wore leotards and tights (with the tights on the OUTSIDE god how dumb omg and they were FOREST GREEN, did my dream-self totally lose all style sense or something!?). I have the feeling that maybe when the dream started out I was supposed to be a little kid and Dean was taking me to dance class, but then I was actually like 16 and Dean was getting upset about the possibility of boys at a party. OH DEAN.

Anyway. Dreams are weird and random. And entertaining. There is so much wtf in them.
jehnt: (spn - dean winchester)
11th-Sep-2008 08:44 am - stupid dreams made of fail and lols.
Last night I had a dream about Jensen and Jared (well, at some moments they seemed to be Sam and Dean, but whatever). In it, they were my cousins, or close family friends that were LIKE cousins, or maybe Jensen was my cousin and Jared was just a close family friend (since he is Jensen's BFF and all). Anyway, there was this whole thing where for some reason Jensen needed my email address so he could send me links to all his STEALTH!HIDDEN! social networking pages (they were still actors and didn't want the fangirls to find them, lololol, which meant they each had only like ten friends on facebook) and then I was eating lunch with Jensen and my one of my other cousins (one of my actually-exists-in-the-real-world cousins) and my other cousin had to leave and I was just eating lunch with Jensen. It was weird because I could tell that the dream was TRYING to turn into a sex dream involving Jensen and/or Jared, only it kept running into the problem that the initial set-up involved them being my cousins, and then it just gave up on even trying and I woke up a full thirty minutes ahead of my alarm clock.

I find dreams where the dream mechanisms are exposed to be pretty hilarious. It's like the dream wherein someone asked about my husband and I could feel the ~dream creator~ panic and start coming up with backstory about my husband, and then sorting through names, and it tossed out a bunch of boring names like Ryan before settling on Andre Agassi and making him a tennis-playing spy (wtf, dream, wtf) even though I know nothing about the real Andre Agassi other than that he plays tennis and is occasionally in the newspaper (in my dream, he was Italian and way hotter than he is IRL, which I know because I looked him up on wikipedia the next day to see what random details the dream got right). Or like the dream wherein evil clones were grown out of blue glowsticks, and were all named after characters played by Jason Dohring and Jensen Ackles, which I didn't even realize until like two days later.

Dreams are silly.
jehnt: (spn - sam winchester)
8th-Jul-2008 08:37 am - you couldn't possibly have -- that couldn't be -- a FRISBEE?!
Last night I had a dream wherein I, accompanied by Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf (who was mostly useless at everything except running away), had to stop three evil witches from taking over the world by nefarious use of frisbees.

YES, I SAID NEFARIOUS USE OF FRISBEES.

There were ponies at one point. There was also a token black character who was friends with a manatee who lived in the swimming pool of the Ritz Carlton in Washington D.C. Most of the action of the dream took place around famous D.C. landmarks. The witches were finally defeated by the reflecting pool on the National Mall.

The dream was a lot more homoerotic than my dreams usually are. Normally they are 0% homoerotic whereas this one... involved a lot of Blair clinging to me and Serena, sometimes in inappropriate ways.

I really hope other people have dreams this cracktastic.
jehnt: (st - ds9 - femme)
12th-Jun-2008 04:41 pm - a numbered list!
1. I have a sudden and unseemly infatuation with the smudge tool. It is my new BFF.

2. It is really hot here. 100F (38C?) in the shade. And the air conditioning in my room doesn't work properly, and my unscientific guess of the temperature has it at about 10,000 degrees 85-90. Possibly 88 (31C?) judging by the fact that I don't actually mind how hot it is unless I'm trying to sleep.

3. I like ice cream. (This is probably related to #2 above.)

4. The other night I had this weird dream that involved Dean and Sam from Supernatural. I was having this review done by my university (except it took place at my high school?) and Dean and Sam were my reviewers, and there was this awkward thing where they were relating this story of how Dean hit on the Devil (who looked like a lady at the time) and no one was supposed to be able to do that unless, you know, they had a chance at IT, you know, and Dean was like, "well no one told ME that!" And then this stuffy old woman came in and tried to take over the review because they weren't authorized, and Dean was all "I've got my authorization right here" and whipped out his gun (though for a moment in the dream I was like, "oh dear god, this is going to turn into a bad porno, isn't it?"). And then suddenly hundreds of people started crowding into the room, and Dean and Sam were like, oh god, we've got to get them out, then there was this shimmery glowy ghosty thing that started to appear, so while Dean and Sam watched it and readied their hunting supplies, I helped everyone get out of the room, which, when empty, was cavernously large and very dark except for the shimmery ghost thing. So then I backed toward the door and was all, "well, then, I'll leave you guys to it!" except I COULD NOT LEAVE for some reason. So then I had to help the Winchesters get rid of this shimmery ghost thing (which, as it turned out, was very angry and homicidal). And then we retired to the patio for tea. Dean put obscene amounts of sugar and honey in his. It was sickening.

5. [livejournal.com profile] lantis_lims voting, where are yooooouuuuuu?
jehnt: (james mcavoy - love in an elevator)
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